Merry x'mas to all...
1. A totally insufficient dowry
2. Two nosey in-laws
3. Three buttered chickens (Butter Chicken is an Indian dish)
4. Four Hari Krishnas
5. Five Indian gimps (lace made in India)/minutes of fame (last verse)
6. Six IT graduates
7. Seven Eleven workers
8. Eight Bollywood films
9. Nine telemarketers
10. Ten minute yoga
11 Eleven syllable names
12. Twelve cricket ball tamperers